Things are looking up for my husband. The monkey has been timing his naps around when daddy calls… it’s like he knows he just needs to stay up for a few more minutes. We have a car we are looking at tomorrow from an expat we found on Internations, and we have a potential apartment that meets our high standards.
Sooo… on to the story about scissors…
Today my husband headed to the Federal Police to get his RNE. Now earlier I posted about how we took a bunch of photos for Brasil at Wal-Mart so we could save money (for those of you who know my husband you know that he really is this cheap). Well hubby brought one such photo today for the RNE. He brought all of the paperwork that he needed (his company helped him with this part), the photos, and met with a despachante. They’re an administrative officer who pretty much helps with the process. Well it turns out that hubby didn’t look up what type of photos you need.
US photos are 2×2 in. Brasil photos are 3×4 cm. So simple problem right? Find a pair of scissors and cut it down to size. Well my husband’s swiss army knife with scissors (super micro tiny swiss army knife) was confiscated on his trip out, so he didn’t have those to try and use, so the despachante frantically searched the Federal Police office. I guess they don’t keep scissors there (make a mental note of this people). So he decided to go across the street to the photo place, where they take photos for $15 R. As they were walking across the street my husband sees this office and figures they would have scissors. So he makes the despachante go in and ask. Of course this guy is utterly embarrassed that my husband is having him do this. And the woman at the desk flat-out tells them they don’t have scissors. By chance a pair of scissors are actually sitting on the desk behind her, so my husband asks what about the scissors behind her. In a typical non confrontational Brasilian way she states, “Oh those are another workers, and I couldn’t let you use hers as she is not here to ask.” Hubby would have continued the quarrel, but the despachante was already embarrassed enough and made him go take a photo at the photo place.
For those of you EVER planning on going to Brasil, a nice little page that walks through the various documents and what you need can be found at Anglo Info:
Within 30 days of arrival in Brasil, a foreigner should go to the Federal Police office closest to their place of residence, taking the following documents:
- Two recent photographs, size 3x4cm (colour, white background, smooth paper)
- Passport and photocopies of the used pages of the passport or travel document
- Embarkation/disembarkation card
Fingerprints are also taken. There is a fee, payable at a branch of Banco do Brasil (Federal Police offices have a branch of Banco do Brasil within the same building).
Once the application has been made, the applicant immediately obtains a protocol number (protocolo) which serves as temporary evidence of residency status. An individual is considered legal in Brasil with this document even if their visa expires. They may also apply for a Carteira de Trabalho or work-permit, valid until the process is complete and they may seek employment in Brasil or set up their own business.